NOOOOOOO!!!!

The worst thing ever happened today. I used up my chapstick. Why is this the worst thing ever? Well, I'll tell you. When my lips get chapped I bite them and when I bite them I lick them and when I lick them they feel funny so I lick them some more. And it turns out that licking your lips will kill them faster than the winter wind (which we've had plenty of here). So now they are dry, they hurt a little, they are getting flaky, and they itch. I need chapstick. Pronto.